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**IT'S F*******, BUT... _A Strategic Assessment of the Current Situation_

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**THE EMPEROR**

- **The Emperor (30K):** it's f*****, proceed
    
- **The Emperor (Throne):** it's f***** …
    

**IMPERIAL INSTITUTIONS**

- **Adeptus Arbites:** it's f*****, you're nicked
    
- **Adeptus Astartes:** it's f*****, take heart, brothers!
    
- **Adeptus Custodes:** it's f*****, but the Throne isn't, so f*** it
    
- **Adepta Sororitas:** it's f*****, the pure burn first
    
- **Sisters of Silence:** it's f*****, come closer and it will matter less.
    
- **Adeptus Mechanicus:** it's f*****, fault traced to organic component
    
- **Skitarii:** it'it's f*****, 01000001 01000011 01001011
    
- **Dark Mechanicum:** it's f*****, praise the Omnissiah
    
- **Administratum:** it's f*****, please submit in triplicate to confirm
    
- **Astropaths:** it's f*****, choir commitment total
    
- **Astra Militarum:** it's f*****, fix bayonets

- **Commissariat:** it's f*****, panic remains a capital offence
    
- **Munitorum:** it's f*****, supplies compromised
    
- **Imperial Navy:** it's f*****, vent the lower decks
    
- **Navigators:** it's f*****, reality is misaligned
    
- **Imperial Knights:** it's f*****, the Throne demands us
    
- **Titan Legions:** it's f*****, how petty
    
- **Ecclesiarchy:** it's f*****, behold His wrath made manifest
    
- **Inquisition:** it's f*****, why?
    
- **Officio Assassinorum:** it's f*****, sanctions do not expire.
    
- **Rogue Trader:** it's f*****, mark the salvage rights
    
- **Grey Knights:** it's f*****, witness status: unacceptable
    
- **Deathwatch:** it's f*****, killed worse apocalypses
    
- **Ogryn:** it's f*****, but we're still 'ere
    
- **Ratlings:** it's f*****, but lunch first
    

**ASTRA MILITARUM REGIMENTS**

- **Death Korps of Krieg:** it's f*****, and we're all going to die anyway
    
- **Catachan Jungle Fighters:** it's f*****, homely
    
- **Cadian Shock Troops:** it's f*****, we aren't
    
- **Elysian Drop Troops:** it's f*****, target locked
    
- **Valhallan Ice Warriors:** it's f*****,  we've fought in worse
    
- **Mordian Iron Guard:** it's f*****, so straighten your tie
    
- **Tallarn Desert Raiders:** it's f*****, still sandy
    

**SPACE MARINE CHAPTERS**

- **Imperial Fists:** it's f*****, solidly
    
- **Iron Hands:** it's f*****, the flesh failed
    
- **Raven Guard:** it's f*****, we are in place
    
- **Salamanders:** it's f*****, but the civilians are safe
    
- **Space Wolves:** it's f*****, but it will be a saga
    
- **Ultramarines:** it's f*****, contingency gamma-8 enacted
    
- **White Scars:** it's f*****,  outpace it
    
- **Black Templars:** it's f*****, blame the heretic
    
- **Blood Angels:** it's f*****,  pass the chalice 
    
- **Dark Angels:** it's f*****, who told you?
    
- **Flesh Tearers:** it's f*****, stand clear
    
- **Crimson Fists:** it's f*****, take every shot
    
- **Carcharodons:** it's f*****... [Silent staring]
    
- **Minotaurs:** it's f*****, all are in breach
    
- **Exorcists:** it's f*****, praise be
    
- **Lamenters:** it's f*****, sorry, this is probably on us 
    

**CHAOS GODS**

- **Khorne:** it's f*****, but it feeds me
    
- **Nurgle:** it's f*****, forever
    
- **Slaanesh:** it's f*****, isn't it beautiful
    
- **Tzeentch:** it's f*****, just as I probably planned
    

**TRAITOR LEGIONS & CHAOS**

- **Abbadon/****Black Legion:** it's f*****, and we're going to own the f*****
    
- **Alpha Legion:** it's f*****, exactly as we planned
    
- **Chaos Daemons:** it's f*****, TASTY
    
- **Chaos Space Marines (generic):** it's f*****, f*** it up
    
- **Iron Warriors:** it's f*****, we'll iron it out
    
- **Night Lords:** it's f*****, we did it
    
- **Word Bearers:** it's f*****, but have you heard about our Lord and Saviour…
    
- **World Eaters:** it's f*****, but is it f***** enough?
    
- **Death Guard:** it's f*****, but sure it was rotten anyway
    
- **Thousand Sons:** it's f*****, let's dust ourselves off and carry on
    
- **Emperor's Children:** it's f*****, f****** beaut
    

**XENOS**

- **Craftworld Aeldari:** it's f*****, f*** it, we bail
    
- **Drukhari:** it's f*****, what a scream!
    
- **Harlequins:** it's f*****, Act I
    
- **Ynnari:** it's f*****, this is a teaching moment
    
- **Exodites:** it's f*****, go back
    
- **Necrons:** it's f*****, still?
    
- **Orikan the Diviner:** it's f*****, but the timing is off
    
- **Trazyn the Infinite:** it's f*****, but do not touch the exhibit
    
- **The Silent King:** it's f*****, I came back for this?
    
- **T'au Empire:** it's f*****, that's not good
    
- **Farsight Enclaves:** it's f*****, and that's why I left
    
- **Kroot:** it's f*****, but can we eat it?
    
- **Leagues of Votann:** it's f*****, is it still under warranty?
    
- **Votann Ancestor Cores:** it's f*****, yeah, we know
    
- **Orks:** it's f*****, f****** awesome!
    
- **Tyranids / Hive Mind:** it's f*****, mmmm bite-sized
    
- **Genestealer Cults:** it's f*****, arm up…
    

**INDIVIDUAL VOICES**

- **Malcador:** it's f*****, but I have something in mind
    
- **Valdor:** it's f*****, as ordered
    
- **Belisarius Cawl:** it's f*****, but let me tell you about what happened 7,214 years ago when it was also f*****
    
- **UR-025:** it's f*****, but it wasn't our fault this time
    
- **Sebastian Yarrick:** it's f*****, he’ll be expecting me
    
- **Commander Dante:** it's f*****, I will cross first
    
- **Bjorn the Fell-Handed:** it's f*****, saw it earlier 
    
- **Ahzek Ahriman:** it's f*****, but listen guys I have a spell….
    
- **Fabius Bile:** it's f*****, useful material
    
- **Typhus:** it's f*****, it spreads
    
- **Lucius the Eternal:** it's f*****, once again from the top
    
- **Huron Blackheart:** it's f*****, and I can tax it
    
- **John Grammaticus:** it's f*****, this wasn't in the brief
    
- **Ollanius Persson:** it's f*****, again?
    
- **Erda:** it's f*****, and you know what, Jimmy Space, its your design!
    
- **Perpetuals:** it's f*****, we tried
    
- **The Fallen:** it's f*****, but honestly, we were misled
    
- **Ciaphas Cain:** it's f*****, oh f***
    
- **Vashtorr:** it's f*****, but I can make it less so
    
- **Garviel Loken:** it's f*****, I'm not.
    
- **Sigismund:** it's f*****, I'll f*** them up
    
- **The Sanguinor:** it's f*****, but am I?
    
- **Ra Endymion:** it's f*****, and I have to run with it forever
    
- **Inquisitor Eisenhorn:** it's f*****, do you think, Cherubael?
    
- **Ibram Gaunt:** it's f*****, get the warpipes
    
- **Erebus:** it's f*****, f*** me
    
- **Nathaniel Garro:** it's f*****, and I'm telling the Emperor
    
- **Argel Tal:** it's f*****, and I'm sharing it with a roommate
    
- **Tyberos the Red Wake:** it's f*****... [chain axe-noise]
    

**THE PRIMARCHS**

- **Lion El'Jonson:** it's f*****, because I f***** it up
    
- **Fulgrim:** it's f*****, and it's so beautiful
    
- **Perturabo:** it's f*****, but I got in anyway
    
- **Jaghatai Khan:** it's f*****, but man it f***** up fast
    
- **Leman Russ:** it's f*****, but my sons, it was enjoyable
    
- **Rogal Dorn:** it's f*****, but it would have been much more so without my structural early fixes
    
- **Konrad Curze:** it's f*****, I did it, bite me
    
- **Sanguinius:** it's f*****, but I will save you (or go mad trying)
    
- **Ferrus Manus:** it's f*****, but I can fix it
    
- **Angron:** it's f*****, and I'm going to f*** somebody up
    
- **Roboute Guilliman:** it's f*****, but if you would turn to Appendix 17…
    
- **Mortarion:** it's f*****, but we're all going to die anyway so…
    
- **Magnus the Red:** it's f*****, but I didn't do it
    
- **Horus Lupercal:** it's f*****, and I own it now
    
- **Lorgar Aurelian:** it's f*****, preach
    
- **Vulkan:** it's f*****, sorry guys
    
- **Corvus Corax:** it's f*****, I noticed while lurking
    
- **Alpharius / Omegon:** it's f*****, or is it?