So Lucinda Creighton has launched a party, or an announcement of a party … Its called, for some reason, rebootireland. Theocratic Deocrats is my favourite name so far but Papal Before Profit would also work… Keeping in line with the computer, hip with the kids y’all, brand new yoof feeling, their Recruitment Sgt, Corporal Hobbs, shown here carefully guarding Lucinda’s left wing against crack ICTU commandos or maybe looking for the exit, has reworked the HTTP error codes. We show a sneak preview below.
| HTTP (Highly Theocratic These People) Error | Short Form | Explanation |
| 100 | Continue | You have tried the Theocratic Deocrats. Please do not stop…really…please |
| 101 | Switching Protocols | You have attempted to ask a hard question |
| 102 | Processing | You have attempted to contact a party. We are a hashtag |
| 200 | OK | You have become confused? |
| 201 | Created | You have deleted evolution mode and scientific method protocol. Please pray |
| 202 | Accepted | You have deleted LGBTQ CSS and this is how you are now |
| 203 | Non-Authoritative Information | You have listened to Eddie Hobbs on how the Cape Verde Islands are a sure thing property wise. Please remove Cretin module |
| 204 | No Content | You have clicked on our policy document. Please try later. But not too hard |
| 205 | Reset Content | You have found our secret aim. Please suspend belief.jsp |
| 206 | Partial Content | You have been rerouted from our “inclusive society” server. |
| 207 | Multi-Status | Unknown Error the wishing for which will require rebooting and rebooting and rebootingwhy omit |
| 208 | Already Reported | We told you and told you but would you listen? NO! now look where you are… |
| 226 | IM Used | The server has fulfilled the conservative mode and has deleted empathy css |
| 300 | Multiple Choices | This choice does not exist |
| 301 | Moved Permanently | You have clicked on “My Future in FG” link |
| 302 | Found | We were lost and now we are this. |
| 303 | See Other | See 300 |
| 304 | Not Modified | Status on choice |
| 305 | Use Proxy | Theocratic Deocrats unavailable please use Iona Institute |
| 307 | Temporary Redirect | Eddie Hobbs until water laps around ankles |
| 308 | Permanent Redirect | Enda Kenny to Lucinda |
| 400 | Bad Request | Try prayer… |
| 401 | Unauthorized | Bad Password – Saint Name Required… |
| 402 | Payment Required | Good Ideas cost money. Thats why we run on volunteers… |
| 403 | Forbidden | Everything. |
| 404 | Not Found | The page “our coherent plan” Does not exist |
| 405 | Method Not Allowed | You have attempted a non-catholic birth control approach. Please install Vatican2 mode |
| 406 | Not Acceptable | You have attempted to explain why public servants are not the spawn of satan. Please do not bother to retry |
| 407 | Proxy Authentication Required | Please contact parish priest etc |
| 408 | Request Timeout | Processing #repealthe8th queries |
| 409 | Conflict | You have been redirected from Triple Lock to here. |
| 410 | Gone | The requested URL /empathy was not found on this server. |
| 411 | Length Required | A request of the POST method “views on repealing the eight amendment” requires a valid content length which we will not tell you about so… |
| 412 | Precondition Failed | Assumption “Ireland really need another conservative microparty” was not found |
| 413 | Payload Too Large | Object “public sector pay” greater than zero |
| 414 | URI Too Long | You have confused POST (crisis ideas) with GET (another micro party of bead rattling conservatives) |
| 415 | Unsupported Media Type | Social Media Not Supported. Reapply with Pen, Paper, nice joined handwriting like Mr Maelseasnach O’Luderman thought you in 1953, oh yes. |
| 416 | Range Not Satisfiable | We do not support SSM. Try another protocol |
| 417 | Expectation Failed | We are sorry but we are politicians… |
| 422 | Unprocessable Entity | Query ” liberal” not served |
| 423 | Locked | What our PR people were when they advised us to do it this way. |
| 424 | Failed Dependency | The property investment could not be made because of another property investment in Cape Verde that failed. |
| 426 | Upgrade Required | Tridentine Detected |
| 428 | Precondition Required | Answer to “do you love Dev and his policies?” required before processing |
| 429 | Too Many Requests | Delete “economic logic” from request and resubmit |
| 431 | Request Header Fields Too Large | You have asked for too much. Delete one of competence, compassion or coherence from request and resubmit |
| 500 | Internal Server Error | Hobbes detected |
| 501 | Not Implemented | plan for genuine reform found, deleted. |
| 502 | Bad Gateway | Theocratic Demcrats have tried to form an alliance with Rossites but have received a nay |
| 503 | Service Unavailable | We are at Mass. Try later |
| 504 | Gateway Timeout | “party formation” delayed. Window and Gateway to success narrowed. Try harder |
| 505 | HTTP Version Not Supported | Resubmit using Entrepeneur2.0 |
| 506 | Variant Also Negotiates | variant, not deviant. Gerraway from us ya… |
| 507 | Insufficient Storage | Dreams too large. Delete “Taoiseach” , “Minister” and “elsa from frozen” |
| 508 | Loop(er) Detected | …. |
| 510 | Not Extended | Hand of Friendship to LGBTQ community inoperative |
| 511 | Network Authentication Required | Please insert confirmation cert and retry |
Many thanks to @Bocktherobber for some invaluable aid here…
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